10 ways to ruin a taco
By
Kiwilimón - 2018-10-08T17:07:57.373769Z
In Mexico, tacos are more like good friends than just a typical dish.
That’s why, like any good friend, we treat them with love and respect, and we are willing to defend them against any wrongdoing committed in their name and against them.
Today, we present ten injustices done against tacos by some people who didn't understand the concept of tacos.
Basic principle: a taco consists of a tortilla, ideally made of corn, and a filling.
WITHOUT A TORTILLA, THERE IS NO TACO, is it that hard to understand?
It's a #cheesetaco #muchwow #foodporn #foodgasm #foodtrip hahahahaha nothing good ever happens after 2am :))))
A photo published by Joe Ramos (@laxusdreyahr) on May 1, 2014 at 11:12 PDT
Basic principle, take two, here we go again: a taco is made up of a tortilla and a filling. WITHOUT A TORTILLA AND WITHOUT A FILLING, THERE IS NO TACO, really... there is no taco!
when ur out of crackers but really need that soft cheese fix #cheesetaco
A photo published by Brenna Kutch (@bkpdx) on March 21, 2016 at 6:18 PDT
Alright, let's not be close-minded; if there are no corn tortillas, flour ones are welcome and the filling, well, this can be substituted with some less elaborate food, the taco is a highly valued dish for being practical, but is this?! Seriously?
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When you think of a cheese taco, you probably imagine a succulent freshly made tortilla with a good piece of panela cheese, manchego, asadero, or double cream with a good salsa on top, not on a tostada with yellow plastic... or do you?
Easy cheese taco. Win. #cheesetaco #mylifeisawesome @bwfontaine @tylerfontaine @gnarrapha
A photo published by Rich Fontaine (@rfontaine85) on February 10, 2013 at 6:46 PST
There's always the “creative” one who wants to show off by mixing dishes from different cultures, fervently believing that they will discover the flavor of the century.
Usually, to crown their daring, they also give a “very creative” name to their work; for example, SushiTaco... what is it? Neither one nor the other, but the exact opposite.
Behold, the bite-sized crispy sushi rice taco! 📷: @chefmarcmarrone #forkyeah
A photo published by Thrillist (@thrillist) on July 5, 2016 at 10:01 PDT
This is beyond words. Not only is it an offense to the taco, but to millions and millions of years of evolution.
Did they not get the memo that, thanks to fire, we can ingest soft foods and it's not necessary to chew shells, clams, or crustacean pincers?
Worst taco ever
A photo published by Topper (@plymouth_fan) on August 16, 2016 at 6:39 PDT
Watch out! The next image does not show a taco, but a complete offense to the palate and the digestive system.
At a loss for words... #FatBoy #Justcookedforbae
A photo published by Cooking For Bae (@justcookedforbae) on January 21, 2015 at 8:26 PST
Incredible! Things can get much worse.
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As the saying goes: in the way of holding a taco, one can tell the glutton... or an impostor.
This boy needs lessons in how to fold a burrito. #godmadehimspecial #burritotaco #toomuchfood
A photo published by Olivia Garcia (@babyog) on April 30, 2014 at 7:22 PDT
And finally, the worst of sins: pretending that a taco can be made in a basket.
Y'ALL. Half a @flatoutbread Foldit makes a PERFECT Easy Taco Cup! Fill it up with seasoned ground beef, lettuce, tomato and guacamole for just 122 calories or 3 Weight Watchers SmartPoints each! Ideal for a game day taco bar or tomorrow's #tacotuesday. Recipe is NEW today #ontheblog, link in my bio! 😘 #emilybites #sponsored #flatoutfam #flatoutlove #flatoutismycanvas
A photo published by Emily (@emilybitesblog) on September 19, 2016 at 11:19 PDT
If you want to try some real tacos, we suggest these delicious recipes:
Adobo Beef Tacos
Cochinita Pibil Tacos
Chorizo and Potato Tacos
Al Pastor Trompo