Top 10: funny tweets about food
By
Kiwilimón - 2018-10-08T17:06:00.813567Z
Social media serves many purposes. It can help you launch your business, send messages to loved ones, connect around the world, and of course, make funny comments about food. On social media, there are millions of messages that will surely put a smile or two on your face with their wit and humor. Today we share ten of the ones that have made us laugh the most.
I may not give my mom grandchildren, but it's mandatory to return her Tupperware.
- @aceitunaninja
We recommend: Spaghetti Bolognese
You're cuter than smelling a bakery at 7 am.
-@pvpaulina
We recommend: Madeleines
Why would you cut my pizza into such uneven pieces? If you're trying to tear my family apart, you're succeeding...
-@KyleMcDowell86
We recommend: Neapolitan Pizza
I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast.
-@LouisPeitzman
We recommend: Ice Cream Sandwich Cookies
It's much easier to stop eating carbs once you accept living a joyless life filled with resentment and sadness.
-@Smug_Lemur
We recommend: Pumpkin Bread
Am I supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of a pineapple like some kind of scientist?
-@audipenny
We recommend: Pina Colada
90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat every day.
-@IamEnidColeslaw
We recommend: Sushi Cake
Is the paleo diet the one where you eat dinosaurs?
-@Swishergirl24
We recommend: Paleo Diet
I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says: “a double cheeseburger please.”
-@JimGaffigan
We recommend: Bacon and Cheese Burger
If you know exactly how many calories are in your cinnamon roll, you're eating it wrong.
-@JessObsess
We recommend: Cinnamon Rolls