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Top 10: funny tweets about food

By Kiwilimón - 2018-10-08T17:06:00.813567Z
Social media serves many purposes. It can help you launch your business, send messages to loved ones, connect around the world, and of course, make funny comments about food. On social media, there are millions of messages that will surely put a smile or two on your face with their wit and humor. Today we share ten of the ones that have made us laugh the most. I may not give my mom grandchildren, but it's mandatory to return her Tupperware. - @aceitunaninja We recommend: Spaghetti Bolognese   You're cuter than smelling a bakery at 7 am. -@pvpaulina We recommend: Madeleines   Why would you cut my pizza into such uneven pieces? If you're trying to tear my family apart, you're succeeding... -@KyleMcDowell86 We recommend: Neapolitan Pizza   I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn ice cream into breakfast. -@LouisPeitzman We recommend:  Ice Cream Sandwich Cookies   It's much easier to stop eating carbs once you accept living a joyless life filled with resentment and sadness. -@Smug_Lemur We recommend:  Pumpkin Bread   Am I supposed to know that you can't eat the outside of a pineapple like some kind of scientist? -@audipenny We recommend:  Pina Colada   90% of a relationship is figuring out where to eat every day. -@IamEnidColeslaw We recommend:  Sushi Cake   Is the paleo diet the one where you eat dinosaurs? -@Swishergirl24 We recommend:  Paleo Diet   I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says: “a double cheeseburger please.” -@JimGaffigan We recommend:  Bacon and Cheese Burger   If you know exactly how many calories are in your cinnamon roll, you're eating it wrong. -@JessObsess We recommend:  Cinnamon Rolls