How to steal pizza without getting caught.

In this step-by-step guide, you will learn how to cut a piece of pizza without anyone noticing. We will teach you how to cut the pizza in a mathematical way, maintaining the shape of the pizza. It's perfect for when you're very hungry, you've spent hours cooking Neapolitan pizza and your guests haven't arrived; the best option in those cases is to cut the pizza in such a way that the people coming to dinner at your house never find out.

Step by Step

1
Place the pizza on a cutting board, have a pizza cutter ready.
2
You will make two rectangular cuts on the pizza, one vertically and one horizontally, so that it looks like a cross.
3
Start by making a vertical cut, cutting along the entire length of the pizza.
4
Make another cut parallel to the previous cut.
5
Remove the piece you just cut.
6
Join the two halves of the pizza that you have left.
7
Rotate the pizza 90 ° C.
8
Make a horizontal cut to the pizza, aiming for the cut to be in the middle of the circumference.
9
Cut again horizontally and along the pizza, trying to make a cut parallel to the previous one.
10
Remove the piece you cut.
11
Join the remaining pieces of the pizza.
12
Done! Now cut the pizza slices as you always have. We assure you that your guests will never notice that you ate a good piece.