How to Steal Pizza Without Getting Caught

In this step-by-step guide, you'll learn how to cut a slice of pizza without anyone noticing. We'll teach you how to cut a pizza mathematically, maintaining its shape. It's perfect for when you're really hungry, you've spent hours cooking Neapolitan pizza , and your guests haven't arrived. The best option for these situations is to cut the pizza in such a way that the people coming to your house for dinner will never notice.

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Paso 1
1
Place the pizza on a cutting board, have a pizza cutter handy.
Paso 2
2
You are going to make two rectangular cuts in the pizza, one vertically and one horizontally, so that it looks like a cross.
Paso 3
3
Start by making a vertical cut, cut the entire length of the pizza
Paso 4
4
Make another cut parallel to the previous cut.
Paso 5
5
Remove the piece you just cut.
Paso 6
6
Join the two halves of the pizza that you have left.
Paso 7
7
Turn the pizza 90°C.
Paso 8
8
Make a horizontal cut in the pizza, ensuring that the cut is in the middle of the circle.
Paso 9
9
Cut again horizontally and along the pizza, trying to make a cut parallel to the previous cut.
Paso 10
10
Remove the piece you cut.
Paso 11
11
Put together the remaining pieces of pizza.
Paso 12
12
Done! Now cut the pizza slices as usual. We guarantee your guests will never realize you've eaten a big piece.
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